Thursday, January 13, 2011

A Letter

Dear Neighbor,

That flailing mass of purple you saw go flying? Yeah, that was me.

You know, it is generally polite to STOP and ask someone who has FALLEN ON ICE if they are okay. That's right. I saw you. Your daily run around the neighborhood should definitely not be interrupted. But if you don't want to be interrupted, then you should probably not GASP and make EYE CONTACT with the person who screamed curse words on her way to the ground. You certainly didn't need to bother with the cracking noise that followed the cursing. That was nothing. Probably a rabid squirrel fight.

You are totally the best neighbor ever.



PS - You might want to be on the lookout for random snowballs being thrown your way tomorrow on your run.

PPS - I probably shouldn't compose letters when I have an angry head injury.


J. et K. said...

Ouch! Are you sure you're okay? Head injuries can be nasty. Take care of yourself, Abbs.

Allyson said...

What a RUDE neighbor! I think I might have yelled at them and said something like "I see you! Do you think that was funny or something?" HA! Hope you are okay!

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