I will preface this post by saying that Bryan does not approve of my putting his humor on the world wide web.
Too bad. :)
Tonight's conversation during Simpsons:
B: What should we have for dinner tonight? More pizza? Cookies? Or pizza AND cookies?
A: I don't care. I'm not really hungry.
B: Well, how 'bout you get up and fix it anyways.
A: Um, no.
B: Well, can you at least come over here and pour wine in my mouth?
A: (laughter)
B: Can I at least have one of those cups with a top and a thing that comes out of the side?
A: What are you talking about?
B: You know, a cup with a top and a spout. So I don't spill. And I don't have to get up.
A: A teapot? A sippy cup?
B: Yes.
A: Which one? The teapot or the sippy cup?
Note: I knew which one. I just wanted to hear him say it.
B: (Laughs) Yes.
A: (Laughing harder) The teapot or the sippy cup?
B: People might call it a sippy cup.
A: I think I might have to tell people my husband has a drinking problem if you start drinking wine out of a sippy cup. Especially since we don't have kids. Which means we would have to buy them especially for that purpose.
(Lots of laughing)
B: You're not going to put this on the Internet, are you?
Of course not.
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