Sunday, October 10, 2010

Posting in Spite of Protest

I will preface this post by saying that Bryan does not approve of my putting his humor on the world wide web.

Too bad. :)

Tonight's conversation during Simpsons:

B: What should we have for dinner tonight? More pizza? Cookies? Or pizza AND cookies?

A: I don't care. I'm not really hungry.

B: Well, how 'bout you get up and fix it anyways.

A: Um, no.

B: Well, can you at least come over here and pour wine in my mouth?

A: (laughter)

B: Can I at least have one of those cups with a top and a thing that comes out of the side?

A: What are you talking about?

B: You know, a cup with a top and a spout. So I don't spill. And I don't have to get up.

A: A teapot? A sippy cup?

B: Yes.

A: Which one? The teapot or the sippy cup?
Note: I knew which one. I just wanted to hear him say it.

B: (Laughs) Yes.

A: (Laughing harder) The teapot or the sippy cup?

B: People might call it a sippy cup.

A: I think I might have to tell people my husband has a drinking problem if you start drinking wine out of a sippy cup. Especially since we don't have kids. Which means we would have to buy them especially for that purpose.

(Lots of laughing)

B: You're not going to put this on the Internet, are you?

Of course not.


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