Posting in Spite of Protest

I will preface this post by saying that Bryan does not approve of my putting his humor on the world wide web.

Too bad. :)

Tonight's conversation during Simpsons:

B: What should we have for dinner tonight? More pizza? Cookies? Or pizza AND cookies?

A: I don't care. I'm not really hungry.

B: Well, how 'bout you get up and fix it anyways.

A: Um, no.

B: Well, can you at least come over here and pour wine in my mouth?

A: (laughter)

B: Can I at least have one of those cups with a top and a thing that comes out of the side?

A: What are you talking about?

B: You know, a cup with a top and a spout. So I don't spill. And I don't have to get up.

A: A teapot? A sippy cup?

B: Yes.

A: Which one? The teapot or the sippy cup?
Note: I knew which one. I just wanted to hear him say it.

B: (Laughs) Yes.

A: (Laughing harder) The teapot or the sippy cup?

B: People might call it a sippy cup.

A: I think I might have to tell people my husband has a drinking problem if you start drinking wine out of a sippy cup. Especially since we don't have kids. Which means we would have to buy them especially for that purpose.

(Lots of laughing)

B: You're not going to put this on the Internet, are you?

Of course not.

A Parental Apology

Dear Daddy,

I must apologize for my terrible behavior last weekend. I know that you raised me to have taste and class.


Taste and Class

However, you know that when I married my sweet boy, I inherited a brother-in-law who loves those awful Wolfpack things.

EW.

Let me be clear. I love my brother and sister-in-law. I just never thought I would end up here:

NC State vs. GA Tech

I was torn. I didn't know who to root for! As a loyal Tarheel, I've been taught to loathe both the pesky insects and the rabid dirty wolf-dogs. As a Bulldog, I've learned to harbor much more animosity towards Tech. I was quite disturbed when I found myself wearing red and high-fiving members of the Wolfpack Nation! (Bulldog fans wear red and black.) It was actually quite terrifying.

In case you can't tell, the dude in the this picture is wearing a tail.
That's right, a tail.
And his name is TK.

So, I confess all of this in hopes that you will be able to forgive me. I am, in fact, a Tarheel. You did raise me right. I'm also just a good sister-in-law.

In case you were worried, I did not:
smoke a cigar
wear any kind of Wolfpack memorabilia
or
make that ridiculous hand sign.

Love,

Abigail Lee

PS: Please don't tell Mama.